stellatoryguillotine:

tfw you go to take a shower but forget to take off your glasses



I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

(Source: leafwhirlwind)



batferret:

That artist feel when

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"shit that’s not right, let’s try again"

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"FUCK"

(Source: canticleofisabela)



binart:

"skip learning basic anatomy & proportion rules, what you want to work on first is developing your own style. :)"

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babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

(Source: 420dongsquad)



did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

(Source: exhaledoom)



jaclcfrost:

a list of emotions i feel frequently

  • no
  • fall out boy
  • 4 am
  • lying face down on the floor
  • no shirt
  • what


fivefootfuckyou:

sh4dows:

some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know

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So I fell off my board on my way to a job interview and had to call and reschedule. Now I get to go in tomorrow with a sprained wrist, a fucked up hip, and cuts and bruises on my face. It’s going to be really surprising if I get this job.